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Bard Pump Cover

$49.73 AUD

For the musician, the menace, and the party member who definitely puts performance before perception checks, this oversized bard tee brings maximum charisma with minimum effort. Featuring a dramatic, textbook‑style diagram that looks suspiciously like a bard trying to explain physics instead of playing their lute, it’s perfect for anyone whose spell list includes “vibes.”

Why it hits all the right notes

  • Oversized fit for that effortless “I’m the party’s emotional support bard” look
  • Soft, comfy fabric ideal for jam sessions, long rests, or dramatic storytelling
  • Bold diagram‑style artwork that screams “I can’t do math but I can inspire courage”
  • Perfect for D&D players, musicians, and anyone who rolls performance checks IRL

Throw it on and let your charisma modifier do the heavy lifting

Select size

More details

  • 100% organic combed ring-spun cotton
  • Heavyweight fabric (5.9 oz)
  • Oversized fit
  • Set-in sleeves
  • Dropped shoulders
  • 1 × 1 rib at collar
  • Double-needle topstitch on the sleeves and bottom hems
  • Self-fabric neck tape on the inside of the back
  • The fabric of this product is certified by GOTS (Global Organic Textile Standard)
  • The fabric of this product is OEKO-TEX Standard 100 certified and PETA-Approved Vegan

Size & Fit

Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

Bard Pump Cover Size Guide

Size guide preview
Size label Length Width Sleeve length
S
28.74
24.8
9.45
M
29.53
26.38
9.65
L
30.31
27.95
9.84
XL
31 1/2
29.92
104
2XL
32.48
31.89
10.24

Measurements are provided by our suppliers. Product measurements may vary by up to 2" (5 cm).

US customers should order a size up as the EU sizes for this supplier correspond to a smaller size in the US market.

Pro tip! Measure one of your products at home and compare with the measurements you see in this guide.


A Length

Place the end of the tape beside the collar at the top of the tee (Highest Point Shoulder). Pull the tape measure to the bottom of the shirt.

B Width

Place the end of the tape at the seam under the sleeve and pull the tape measure across the shirt to the seam under the opposite sleeve.

C Sleeve length

Place one end of the tape at the top of the set-in sleeve, then pull the tape down until you reach the hem of the sleeve.

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