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Scally-Wag Beanie

$24.00

Top off your look with a touch of dark magic. This beanie features the eldritch pirate overlord in all their glowing, arcane glory — perfect for anyone who wants to keep their head warm and radiate “I command ancient sea demons before breakfast” energy.

Why it’s pure arcane drip

  • Soft, cosy knit that keeps you warm while you plot world domination
  • Compact design that pairs perfectly with gym fits, streetwear, or full‑on fantasy cosplay
  • Bold artwork patch that says “I wield cursed relics AND good fashion sense”
  • Ideal for cold days, late‑night adventures, or intimidating NPCs in the wild

Pull it on, embrace the eldritch aura, and let your headwear do the spellcasting.

Size: One size

More details

  • 100% Turbo acrylic fabric
  • One size fits most

Size & Fit

  • Circumference: 17 ¼" - 18 ½"

Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.